tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

Yeah, I am now and forever, half centaurion.

bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it. bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it.

bestnatesmithever:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it.

larstheyeti:

the new Heart, Brain and Butterfly Kickstarter is underway - next stretch goal: Happy Gallbladder plushes! yetikickstarter.com

actorswithactionfigures:

sylvie-divine:

Best political cartoons

Sources: Nick Anderson [x] Andy Marlette [x] Dave Granlund [x] Clay Bennett [x] 
actorswithactionfigures:

sylvie-divine:

Best political cartoons

Sources: Nick Anderson [x] Andy Marlette [x] Dave Granlund [x] Clay Bennett [x] 
actorswithactionfigures:

sylvie-divine:

Best political cartoons

Sources: Nick Anderson [x] Andy Marlette [x] Dave Granlund [x] Clay Bennett [x] 
actorswithactionfigures:

sylvie-divine:

Best political cartoons

Sources: Nick Anderson [x] Andy Marlette [x] Dave Granlund [x] Clay Bennett [x] 

actorswithactionfigures:

sylvie-divine:

Best political cartoons

Sources: Nick Anderson [x] Andy Marlette [x] Dave Granlund [x] Clay Bennett [x

(Source: shauneezy)

herochan:

Masters of the Universe
Illustrations by Antonio De Luca
DeviantART II Facebook ll Website herochan:

Masters of the Universe
Illustrations by Antonio De Luca
DeviantART II Facebook ll Website herochan:

Masters of the Universe
Illustrations by Antonio De Luca
DeviantART II Facebook ll Website herochan:

Masters of the Universe
Illustrations by Antonio De Luca
DeviantART II Facebook ll Website herochan:

Masters of the Universe
Illustrations by Antonio De Luca
DeviantART II Facebook ll Website herochan:

Masters of the Universe
Illustrations by Antonio De Luca
DeviantART II Facebook ll Website

herochan:

Masters of the Universe

Illustrations by Antonio De Luca

DeviantART II Facebook ll Website

Anonymous Asked
Questionthese anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?" Answer

keochan:

chillona:

incogneeco:

whiteoppression:

famphic:

anthotny:

postracialcomments:

lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

Lmao!
How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining
Living in the past and white people blaming
I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction
If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

I’m not racist, no not me! I once had black dick inside of me
I even said, “No! Don’t pull out!” to have biracial babies as trophies to tout.
So there, you see, black children I have delivered!
So I just can’t be racist, due to that wonderful time I fucked a nigger!

IM CRYING 

(Source: mgustave)

droqo:

Arrested Development Cast Appreciation: Tony Hale

You are hilarious in everything you do! Are you as nice in person as I assume you are? Nicer.

humansofnewyork:

“I’m living a good life. I’m a business owner. A lot of hotels say, ‘Come shine shoes for us. We will pay you better.’ I tell them: ‘Why would I do that? I am free.’” (Shaqlawa, Iraq)

mallelis:

he strong woman did a bunch of roundhouse flips across the bar and kicked me right in the face. “That’s what I think of you,” she said, kicking me a bunch more. “Sexually, you’re real indiscriminate, which I don’t respect, and your code of honor is just balls.”

Then she shook my hand. “I guess we have to be teammates.”

“I guess we do,” I said, then checked out her body, because even though I’m the only hope any of us have it doesn’t mean I don’t have time to enjoy a shapely set of thighs meeting up with her torso.

She roundhouse kicked me in the face again. “Let’s get one thing straight. I’m the strongest person there is, for vague and shadowy reasons, so if anyone ever beats me up, you know things are getting pretty serious, and also I’d rather do this alone, but I can’t right now. Also, we’ll never kiss, you and I.” She leaned in until we were almost kissing but we totally weren’t. “We’ll never ever even kiss one time.”

I rubbed my jaw. The bruises would look good with my stubble, on my face, for women to look at. I’ve had a lot of experience, sexually, and I don’t need friends.

We’re Our Own Family Now