Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
The bookstore in my town has a racism section in honor of Ferguson and it gives me a lot of hope
IT’S SO SAD WHEN MERMAIDS BEACH THEMSELVES.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR MERMAIDS.
GO BACK UNDER THE SEA.
DARLING, IT IS BETTER,
DOWN WHERE IT’S WETTER.
TAKE IT FROM ME.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
omg this is genius
Did you know?
When a girl favorites your tweet
She lays down a mean beat.
Coming soon: so many stories!
Really, I promise.
All the stories! They’re practically done!
They’re on their way.
Just hold on a little longer.
I can’t even describe how much writing I’m about to do. You’re all gonna be so happy.
I’ve also got a lot of practical matters to take care of.
But after that, SOOOO much writing is gonna happen!
And I’ll be writing A LOT in between errands.
For sure, I am.
A bit at least.
All my free time, really, it’s gonna be spent on writing stories.
Pretty soon now.
I’m just gonna post how productive I’m being to Facebook first.
The writing process.