This is awesome. I’m gonna have this song in my head now.
"No! We will not stand down! Oooo."
That moment when you and your friends realize it’s Friday.
Every day is Friday when you’re jobless! :D
Every single kind of comment you’ll find on a recipe blog.
“I didn’t have any eggs, so I replaced them with a banana-chia-flaxseed pulse. It turned out terrible; this recipe is terrible.”
“I followed this to the letter, except I substituted walnuts and tofu for the skirt steak, ditched the cheese entirely, and replaced the starch with a turnip salad. Turned out great. My seven-year-old boys have never seen a dessert and I’ve convinced them that walnut-and-turnip salad is “cake.” Thanks for the recipe!”
“a warning that if you cook this at 275°F for three hours instead of at 400°F for twenty-five minutes its completely ruined. do you have any suggestions?”
“Have you considered making a version of this margherita pizza for your readers who are trying to avoid gluten, dairy and nightshades? What if I shoved a roll of basil leaves in my mouth, do you think that would taste good?”
“If you don’t soak the seeds for at least fourteen hours before using, the phytic acid will give you cancer. Just thought you should know.”
I’m dying at how hilarious this is.
2 year old dances to special choreography of Chandelier by Sia.
My favorite is that a couple times she fell over and I was like, “Ohp, down she goes. How adorable!” And then I realized it was choreographed.
He was swimming with his friends. When I asked for his photo, he screamed: “He only asked me!” Then he ran a victory lap, climbed on the boulder, twisted the tips of his mustache, and struck this pose.
How had I never seen this bit before? I died laughing. I’m dead now.
Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —> 7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult
Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?
I resemble this remark. So hard.
Still waiting for my friends to meet me on the IT’S TOO LOUD scale.
Key & Peele return.
Key & Peele use racism to decipher between aliens and humans.
So much yes! This is hilarious.
Oh, what a crunk time I had last weekend with my cizool friends.
Source: Pleated Jeans