May 2013
29 posts
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My Best Friend Took His Own Life
My best friend took his own life a couple months ago. We’ve been friends since we were little kids. We’re over 30 now.  He was a scientist. He was a fiance. He was a son. He was an uncle. He was loved dearly. He is missed horribly.  When you hear about something like this, you want to know why. I’m not going to share the details. There is no rational explanation. It threw me...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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I was already naked when my roommate shouted, “I’m about to shower, so if you’re going to, use the other one!” Our bathroom is like a winter cabin spa. It’s got two rooms, one with the toilet and another for the double-sink and shower. You walk in and there’s shelves for towels and toiletries on the left, then the toilet room, then the sinks and the shower. And it’s all wood and mahogany and...
May 20th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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My Mom Joined Tumblr
Now she has a tumblog that’s nothing but reblogs of my posts. It’s like she knows exactly how to make me hate myself.
May 16th
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May 13th
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George R.R. Martin on writing women:
aurlthatyoufindfunny: Interviewer: There’s one thing that’s interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from? George R.R. Martin: You know, I’ve always considered women to be people. “And I watch a lot of porn.”
May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
198 notes
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May 6th
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May 6th
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I really should do something productive instead of sitting on the couch all day. But then I didn’t.
May 5th
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May 5th
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floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in*  *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE  Can we start with the punch?  And the flying? Because, how?
May 5th
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shubbabang: In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in. And that was the first time I saw a penis
May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
May 2nd
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April 2013
13 posts
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Apr 28th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Leaf Attack
yeahletsgothere: A leaf just slapped me across the face. It was startling. It’s like, that leaf was hanging there all summer, and in the fall it was like, “No, not letting go yet.” And it stayed up there through to winter and it was like, “Stay strong. I’m not going out like this.” And spring rolls around and it’s keeps hanging on and hanging on like, “You can do this! Nothing’s going to knock...
Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Classy Restaurants
yeahletsgothere: I have to make it clear that I’m not making this up. I did not take two random photos and make a joke out of them. This is real.  I saw this sign: And I kept walking to find the classy restaurants, because who doesn’t want to eat at a classy restaurant?  And… So classy.
Apr 14th
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Apr 11th
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Green Island Adventures
yeahletsgothere: Green island is like a video game where you search the island for the beautiful beaches of legend and encounter obstacles along the way. The first obstacle is, try to tear yourself away from the sight of tiny insect moss creature. It looks like moss, or a leaf, but it is a bug that crawls in jerks and twitches so that it looks like a piece of plant being blown in the wind. We...
Apr 9th
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Apr 4th
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Everything's the same in Taiwan
yeahletsgothere: It’s my first day in Taiwan. This is what I look like now.  I look the same. Nothing here is all that different from the rest of the world.  There are beautiful little walking paths all around, just like California.   There are quiet streets.   And busy intersections, just like everywhere. There are lots of mopeds, just like Italy.  They have spring rolls...
Apr 4th
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If you enjoy torturously sporadic posts, you are...
Faithful followers. I’ve begun a massive adventure, which is great for me and crap for you. Not only are you still stuck in your boring lives, wasting away on the endless scroll of your tumblr dashboard, but now you have to do it while aware that I’m carrying out all the well-intended plans you made for yourself during your sleepless nights that you couldn’t be bothered to...
Apr 3rd
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hardcorejammies: beyonce once told all the single ladies to put their hands up here goes nothing wait whats this? omg THANKS BEYONCE!
Apr 3rd
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March 2013
49 posts
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“Please remember, for the rest of your life, that the people around you would...”
– Mr. Hitchner, High School Teacher.
Mar 24th
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Secret Admirer or Stalker?
I got another text today! C’mon tumblr. We can figure this out. I’ve got their phone number. How can I find out who they are? 4chan would’ve known this person’s shoelace style by now. 
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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britaxoxo asked: go to facebook and if you're logged in, logout and the click "forgot password" and type in the number to see if they have their number attached to their facebook. if so, their profile name and picture, and email address will show up
Mar 21st