The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
omg this is genius
Did you know?
When a girl favorites your tweet
She lays down a mean beat.
Coming soon: so many stories!
Really, I promise.
All the stories! They’re practically done!
They’re on their way.
Just hold on a little longer.
I can’t even describe how much writing I’m about to do. You’re all gonna be so happy.
I’ve also got a lot of practical matters to take care of.
But after that, SOOOO much writing is gonna happen!
And I’ll be writing A LOT in between errands.
For sure, I am.
A bit at least.
All my free time, really, it’s gonna be spent on writing stories.
Pretty soon now.
I’m just gonna post how productive I’m being to Facebook first.
The writing process.
Why is this not taught universally.
This is funny, but also horribly misleading.
I was watching Girls (fantastic show) with a buddy when the Adam character rapes the woman he’s dating. I told my buddy how disturbing I thought it was to watch a fun TV show suddenly turn and play out a date rape in its entirety. “That’s not date rape,” he said.
"Yes. Yes it is," I told him. "That is the definition of date rape. He’s dating this woman. They know each other. They’re comfortable together. They like each other romantically. They’ve even had consexual sex multiple times before. But now he does something she’s not comfortable with. He doesn’t care if she’s comfortable with it. He pushes ahead anyway. He has sex with her in a way that she doesn’t enjoy or like and doesn’t want to be a part of. But she doesn’t know how to articulate it while it’s happening, though an objective observer— like you and me— can easily see that she doesn’t want it. Only when it’s over do any words of defiance come back to her, and she expresses to him in a small way that she wishes that hadn’t happened. That’s date rape. That’s why we call it date rape instead of just rape, because it happens with someone you are sexually attracted to, are maybe willing to have sex with, but you didn’t want sex this time, in this way, in this manner. It’s forced upon you and you feel powerless to stop it."
At what point in this scenario was she supposed to break his finger? You don’t break your boyfriend’s finger when he touches your knee. You hold it because you like your boyfriend. But when he forces you to have sex when you don’t want to, he’s a rapist.
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Yeah, I am now and forever, half centaurion.
The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes
I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD
The “Street Walker” joke (somewhere in the middle of this set) is the one that started it all. I’m so proud of this thing that finalellipsis and I started. Such a dumb joke, but fun to see so many people joining in on it.