Eventually I’m going to find a reason to get out of bed this morning, right?


Wrong.

And then he played video games for the rest of his life…

  • Me: That sign says Best Buy has techfitters.
  • Wife: So?
  • Me: Techfitter is not a real word. Companies can't just make up words.
  • Wife: Who cares?
  • Me: "Welcome to Best Buy! Have a hurfuffle day!"
  • Wife: Stop.
  • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................
tastefullyoffensive:

[pablostanley]

Yeeeaaaah… it’s more of a metaphor… but all right.

tastefullyoffensive:

[pablostanley]

Yeeeaaaah… it’s more of a metaphor… but all right.

laughspin:

(via Adam Sandler, Game of Thrones’ Peter Dinklage, Josh Gad in first photo from Sci-fi comedy ‘Pixels’)

Two celebrities you know! One you don’t! And, is there a fourth person? I don’t think so.

youderpers:

Grace almost nailing human contact 

(Source: gracesguidebook)

bestnatesmithever:

sizvideos:

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That last one is actually pretty brutal.

I always reblog gender role reversals. 

(Source: failturd)

tastefullyoffensive:

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I want to believe that some way, somehow, this is real.

andthankyouforflying:

meowmixeightysix:

hannakdraws:

twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer

*cries and flings money*

DANG! That last page killed me! 

Love it. andthankyouforflying:

meowmixeightysix:

hannakdraws:

twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer

*cries and flings money*

DANG! That last page killed me! 

Love it. andthankyouforflying:

meowmixeightysix:

hannakdraws:

twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer

*cries and flings money*

DANG! That last page killed me! 

Love it. andthankyouforflying:

meowmixeightysix:

hannakdraws:

twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer

*cries and flings money*

DANG! That last page killed me! 

Love it. andthankyouforflying:

meowmixeightysix:

hannakdraws:

twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer

*cries and flings money*

DANG! That last page killed me! 

Love it. andthankyouforflying:

meowmixeightysix:

hannakdraws:

twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer

*cries and flings money*

DANG! That last page killed me! 

Love it.

andthankyouforflying:

meowmixeightysix:

hannakdraws:

twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer

*cries and flings money*

DANG! That last page killed me! 

Love it.

(Source: singlegirlgoes)

(Source: jennifersaliba)