J Russell Mikkelsen

aurlthatyoufindfunny: beforetherewasinternet: aurlthatyoufindfu...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:10:31 -0700

beforetherewasinternet:

aurlthatyoufindfunny:

they tweet that but then say they wont change things like ughahhhahhh

Here’s an idea: go on Twitter. Search for Yahoo. Click on Yahoo. Scroll to May 19. Find this tweet.

If you find it, I will put you in an episode of my super secret project that no one knows about.

Also, I’m working on a super secret project. It’s set to launch in… some time in Fall. Don’t tell your friends. It’s a secret.

fake tweet. i didnt know. no need to get sassy.

There is always a need. Always.

aurlthatyoufindfunny: they tweet that but then say they wont...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:18:56 -0700

aurlthatyoufindfunny:

they tweet that but then say they wont change things like ughahhhahhh

Here’s an idea: go on Twitter. Search for Yahoo. Click on Yahoo. Scroll to May 19. Find this tweet.

If you find it, I will put you in an episode of my super secret project that no one knows about.

Also, I’m working on a super secret project. It’s set to launch in… some time in Fall. Don’t tell your friends. It’s a secret.

bestnatesmithever: laughingsquid: Animated Version of Patton...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:12:30 -0700

bestnatesmithever:

laughingsquid:

Animated Version of Patton Oswalt’s ‘Star Wars: EpIsode VII’ Plot Proposal

Watch this now

Oh… oh— ohwow.

Wow.

Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: Maya Rudolph’s monologue

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:36:45 -0700

Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: Maya Rudolph’s monologue

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Mon, 20 May 2013 10:24:21 -0700

I was already naked when my roommate shouted, “I’m about to shower, so if you’re going to, use the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:12:43 -0700

I was already naked when my roommate shouted, “I’m about to shower, so if you’re going to, use the...

hockeymess: SUPER MAN! For grad games night lol Yes.

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:24:28 -0700

hockeymess:

SUPER MAN! For grad games night lol

Yes.

modernilluminators: Alex Ross-Superman From Kingdom Come....

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:12:32 -0700

modernilluminators:

Alex Ross-Superman

From Kingdom Come. Maybe the best Superman comic ever.

are2: Game over

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:24:20 -0700

are2:

Game over

My Mom Joined Tumblr

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:12:49 -0700

Now she has a tumblog that’s nothing but reblogs of my posts. It’s like she knows...

yeahwriters: Gorgeous & so cool

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:12:32 -0700

yeahwriters:

Gorgeous & so cool

George R.R. Martin on writing women:

Sun, 12 May 2013 09:12:37 -0700

aurlthatyoufindfunny: Interviewer: There’s one thing that’s interesting about your...

mswyrr: actionactioncut: supersoygrrrl: dmsd: I’m sorry, but...

Fri, 10 May 2013 09:12:22 -0700

mswyrr:

actionactioncut:

supersoygrrrl:

dmsd:

I’m sorry, but if someone said this about a woman, it would not be funny. I hate the idea that it’s okay for women to be sexist toward men because sexism towards females is more prominent. This is why I don’t consider myself a feminist, but rather an equalist.

…”someone” says this about women all the time. Someone by the name of EVERYONE.

#Men Can’t Even Understand Jokes

bestnatesmithever: md1032: oyrishcreme: sonicdoctors: dead-en...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:13:00 -0700

bestnatesmithever:

md1032:

oyrishcreme:

sonicdoctors:

dead-end-generation:

So I got sent to the dean today for wearing this top. My study tech teacher said that I was “exploiting” myself and that it could be a distraction to the other students. I got up out of my seat and told her that I wasn’t going to listen to her dress codes. In a way, she was being misogynist and slut shaming and I think that’s wrong. I will continue to wear what I want and nobody can tell me not to. The fact that womens bodies are sexualized and objectified so much angers me and that’s the reason why this happened. I’m going to wear what I want, how I want, when I want and that’s it.

I was there, reblog the shit out of this guys

I’m a guy. I can’t wear a shirt like this either, even though I’m not going to be wearing a bra. it’s dress code. It’s not slut shaming. You can’t show your bra like that at most jobs. why should you at school? Yes sexism is wrong and all that, but you can’t get ‘angry at the patriarchy” because you can’t show your undergarments in public. I’m not going to wear jeans with a rip in the side or the front that show off my flowery boxers, because that’s just not appropriate for school. Have some professionalism. You can wear whatever you like at home or with your friends or whatever, yes, but school prepares you for real life.

At work you can’t have this attitude of “I wear the fuck ever I want.” and expect to keep your job. School is the same way because it’s trying to teach you that lesson. That’s unrealistic; almost any job you get is going to have someone tell you what to wear or what to do because you work for them and you represent their company. If you don’t look the way they need you to look, that makes them look bad. A tattoo parlor probably isn’t going to hire someone who dresses like a nun and a top company isn’t going to hire someone who comes to work in a tank top that shows off her bra or a guy that shows off his ballsack.

You can’t blame patriarchy for this, I’m sorry. You can’t blame sexism for this. If I wore booty shorts and you could almost see my balls through my semi transparent flowery goddamn boxers, I would get in the same amount of trouble as you, and it’s within good reason.

Yeeaaaahhh…. but school is not work. You do not choose school or even which school you go to (without relocating your family or paying for private school). But you do get to choose your workplace and find one that suits your wants and needs. You must go to school by penalty of law. But, you must not work in an office with a dress code. You don’t even have to work for others. And you absolutely can have the attitude of “I wear the fuck I want” and keep your job if you find a job that allows that. And there are countless such jobs. [Eg. Any job where you work from home, found/own a company (see: Google, Facebook), artist of any kind (see: Prince, Kanye West), NFL coach (see: Bill Belichick), etc.]

In this specific instance, we’re not talking about exposed genitalia. Bras are breast support and breasts are not genitals. This is not a case of, “I can see your private parts, please cover up.” The complaint is for a refusal to “cover her bra”. This is an unrealistic demand. Bras cannot and should not be covered at all times. Do women have to cover their bra straps too? That’s part of the bra. That means no tanktops.

I suppose there’s always the option of wearing no bra. Except men go absolutely ape shit when a woman doesn’t wear a bra. So much so that Seinfeld had an entire episode about it.

So, showing the side of a bra is inappropriate. Wearing no bra is inappropriate. And a man wearing booty shorts so tight that you can “almost see his balls through his semi-transparent flowery goddamn boxers” is equally inappropriate?

bestnatesmithever: thisistheverge: Watch the first ‘Ender’s...

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:24:28 -0700

bestnatesmithever:

thisistheverge:

Watch the first ‘Ender’s Game’ trailer and a Hangout with director Gavin Hood

As promised earlier this week, the first teaser trailer for Ender’s Game has been released on YouTube. Along with the trailer, star Asa Butterfield (who plays Ender), director Gavin Hood, and producer Bob Orci are taking to a Google Hangout to talk about the upcoming adaptation of Orson Scott Card’s classic science fiction novel

Yesssssssssssssssssss

Noooooooooooooooooooo

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Wed, 08 May 2013 09:12:32 -0700

Yes.

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:36:47 -0700

Yes.

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Tue, 07 May 2013 10:24:19 -0700

huffingtonpost: Holy moly, 9 years ago today the final episode...

Tue, 07 May 2013 09:12:45 -0700

huffingtonpost:

Holy moly, 9 years ago today the final episode of ‘Friends’ aired. It’s been that long!?

Not long enough.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 10:24:37 -0700